Not a joke--- Test to see if we still retain anything from school. Not me not a one right.
QUIZICAL-QUIZ> >>>>> >>>>Passing requires only 4 correct answers out of ten> >>>>> >>>>1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?> >>>>> >>>>2) Which country makes Panama hats?> >>>>> >>>>3) From which animal do we get cat gut?> >>>>> >>>>4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?> >>>>> >>>>5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?> >>>>> >>>>6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?> >>>>> >>>>7) What was King George VI's first name?> >>>>> >>>>8) What color is a purple finch?> >>>>> >>>>9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?> >>>>> >>>>10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?> >>>>---------------------------------------------------------> >>>>All done? Check your answers below...> >>> >>>>ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ:> >>>>> >>>>1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years> >>>>> >>>>2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador> >>>>> >>>>3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses> >>>>> >>>>4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?> >>>>November> >>> >>>>5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur> >>>>> >>>>6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?> >>>>Dogs> >>>>> >>>>7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert> >>>>> >>>>8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson> >>>>> >>>>9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand> >>>>> >>>>10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?> >>>>Orange, of course.> >>>>> >>>>
> A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. > > Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"> > God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."> > Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! > > Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.> > After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. > > Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"> > (You'll love this!!!)> > > > > > > > > > > God replied: > > "I didn't recognize you."> > >
That's an favorite that nevers gets old. I wonder if someone did that in real life, if they would do anything about it.
Good one Margaritaville.