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 Re: Joke of the Day
 
 1/12/2008 12:00:38 PM
robbo
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Not a joke--- Test to see if we still retain anything from school.   Not me not a one right.

QUIZICAL-QUIZ
> >>>>
> >>>>Passing requires only 4 correct answers out of ten
> >>>>
> >>>>1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
> >>>>
> >>>>2) Which country makes Panama hats?
> >>>>
> >>>>3) From which animal do we get cat gut?
> >>>>
> >>>>4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
> >>>>
> >>>>5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
> >>>>
> >>>>6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
> >>>>
> >>>>7) What was King George VI's first name?
> >>>>
> >>>>8) What color is a purple finch?
> >>>>
> >>>>9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
> >>>>
> >>>>10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
> >>>>---------------------------------------------------------
> >>>>All done? Check your answers below...
> >>
> >>>>ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ:
> >>>>
> >>>>1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years
> >>>>
> >>>>2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador
> >>>>
> >>>>3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses
> >>>>
> >>>>4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
> >>>>November
> >>
> >>>>5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur
> >>>>
> >>>>6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
> >>>>Dogs
> >>>>
> >>>>7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert
> >>>>
> >>>>8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson
> >>>>
> >>>>9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand
> >>>>
> >>>>10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
> >>>>Orange, of course.
> >>>>
> >>>>

 1/12/2008 12:03:45 PM
robbo
325 posts
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>               A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
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>               Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
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>               God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
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>               Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!
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>               Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
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>               After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
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>               Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
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>               (You'll love this!!!)
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>               God replied:
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>               "I didn't recognize you."
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 1/13/2008 12:01:14 AM
pirilad
861 posts
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Funny.  I didn't get any of the quiz right either, but it's very interesting.  I had heard about the first one, but it goes to show that you can't assume anything.  Good ones.
Douglas Pirila, MMTS President 1999-2007
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 1/13/2008 7:18:36 PM
Margaritaville
175 posts
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Recently on a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood bar the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different
vehicles, the man managed to find his own car which he fell into. He was
there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove
off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a dry
night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the horn, and then
switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed
a little, and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as more patrons left in their vehicles. At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the street.
The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up
his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over
and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer
indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the
Police Station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."

Margaritaville
MMTS - Team Patience, boat captain
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 1/14/2008 4:24:11 PM
pirilad
861 posts
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Re: Joke of the Day
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That's an favorite that nevers gets old.  I wonder if someone did that in real life, if they would do anything about it. 

Good one Margaritaville. 


Douglas Pirila, MMTS President 1999-2007
Team "TGIF" - Minnesota Multispecies Tournament Series
Team "Hawg Hunters" - Duluth Area Bass Fishing League
Family Fishing Guides - Fishing Tutor .com
Ultimate Angler Challenge - the ultimate multispecies team fishing tournaments.
Tackle the Outdoors - Online Store - hard to find name brand fishing tackle
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