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 Re: Joke of the Day
 
 4/28/2008 5:29:16 PM
robbo
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Re: Joke of the Day
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The Nun in Hooters  A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.  The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would turn off.'  Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.  However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.  She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the restroom?  The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.'  'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the nun.  So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.  After a few minu tes, s he came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. !  She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand.  Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'  'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender, 'Would you like a drink?'  'No thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said the puzzled nun.  'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.  Now, how about that drink?'
 4/28/2008 6:38:07 PM
pirilad
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Re: Joke of the Day
 (United States) Modified By pirilad on 4/28/2008 6:38:39 PM)
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Brilliant!  Just Brilliant!!
Douglas Pirila, MMTS President 1999-2007
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 4/28/2008 9:49:29 PM
cooke350
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I have to agree with Doug, the nun in hooters one is brilliant!
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 4/29/2008 3:22:37 PM
cooke350
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I hope you don't mind me adding a joke on here. This one cracked me up!
 
A cowboy, who just moved from Montana to Wyoming, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of beer. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
 
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
 
The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado. When we all left our home in Montana, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."
 
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
 
The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
 
One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
 
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
 
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."
 
"Hasn't affected my brothers though."
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 4/29/2008 6:29:30 PM
robbo
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Re: Joke of the Day
 (United States) Modified By robbo on 4/29/2008 6:36:12 PM)
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Cooke,

Add'em anytime you got on. Thats a good one.

Robbo
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